Principia Discardia

Google Voice Poetry Collection

Ray Haleblian — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 03:57:22 +0000

Singapore

For flunky also, right.
Bye.
Your Momma.
Singapore.
Okay bye.

Hey Ray, It’s, baby.
We’re gonna try to call you
but started that’s a little later dude, tip.

Some Favorite Drummers

Ray Haleblian — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 20:52:10 +0000

Peter Erskine

Budgie

Chad Wackerman

Animal

C.A.C.T

Ray Haleblian — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 20:50:35 +0000

A community college north of Los Angeles subtitles themselves on their signage:

CENTER FOR APPLIED COMPETITIVE TECHNOLOGY

I nearly C.A.C.T.

Summer Reading List

Ray Haleblian — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 04:56:35 +0000

Corn on Macabre: Picnic Horror Stories

Cooking with Heat

Vini, Vidi Sub Ubi, Vini: Erotica in Latin

The MacGyver Cookbook

Ventriloquism for Dummies

The Rough Guide: Greater Los Assoules

The Quotable G’Broagfran

Ray Haleblian — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 18:55:10 +0000

The only trivial task is the one avoided.

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If, as it is said, clothes make the man, then our true selves are hanging in some retail store. If you manage to step foot into the right one, we hope they have your size.

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He is one who would, upon shooting himself in the foot, blame the gun.

Missing Entries from “The Devil’s Dictionary”

Ray Haleblian — Fri, 26 Nov 2010 23:41:58 +0000

human – n. an ape with elaborate habits.

upgrading – v. the process of damaging existing software. Motivated by the human need to count upwards. Also see planned obsolescence.

Ray Haleblian — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 17:50:23 +0000

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the new rage is

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copy-and-paste journalism

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The Wrong Version

Ray Haleblian — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:04:36 +0000

http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/The_Wrong_Version

If the doors do not open, do not become alarmed, press the button marked ALARM
– Otis Elevator

So I asked myself: “Self, what is Self?”
— Gary G Broagfran

The Third and the Seventh

Ray Haleblian — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 17:41:26 +0000

The Third & The Seventh from Alex Roman on Vimeo.

dslibris: 1.4.1 Released

Ray Haleblian — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:29:48 +0000

This is a followup to 1.4 which resolves page drawing speed issues. Other aspects of operation will be faster too.

A little experimental feature also snuck in here: support for OpenType fonts. The font files you add must be named with an .otf extension.

https://sourceforge.net/projects/ndslibris