C.A.C.T

A community college north of Los Angeles subtitles themselves on their signage:

CENTER FOR APPLIED COMPETITIVE TECHNOLOGY

I nearly C.A.C.T.

Summer Reading List

Corn on Macabre: Picnic Horror Stories

Cooking with Heat

Vini, Vidi Sub Ubi, Vini: Erotica in Latin

The MacGyver Cookbook

Ventriloquism for Dummies

The Rough Guide: Greater Los Assoules

The Quotable G’Broagfran

The only trivial task is the one avoided.

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If, as it is said, clothes make the man, then our true selves are hanging in some retail store. If  you manage to step foot into the right one, we hope they have your size.

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He is one who would, upon shooting himself in the foot, blame the gun.