Singapore
For flunky also, right.
Bye.
Your Momma.
Singapore.
Okay bye.
Hey Ray, It’s, baby.
We’re gonna try to call you
but started that’s a little later dude, tip.
Some Favorite Drummers
Peter Erskine
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Budgie
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Chad Wackerman
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Animal
C.A.C.T
A community college north of Los Angeles subtitles themselves on their signage:
CENTER FOR APPLIED COMPETITIVE TECHNOLOGY
I nearly C.A.C.T.
Summer Reading List
Corn on Macabre: Picnic Horror Stories
Cooking with Heat
Vini, Vidi Sub Ubi, Vini: Erotica in Latin
The MacGyver Cookbook
Ventriloquism for Dummies
The Rough Guide: Greater Los Assoules
The Quotable G’Broagfran
The only trivial task is the one avoided.
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If, as it is said, clothes make the man, then our true selves are hanging in some retail store. If you manage to step foot into the right one, we hope they have your size.
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He is one who would, upon shooting himself in the foot, blame the gun.
Missing Entries from “The Devil’s Dictionary”
human – n. an ape with elaborate habits.
upgrading – v. the process of damaging existing software. Motivated by the human need to count upwards. Also see planned obsolescence.
